Judd Apatow Guest-Edited Vanity Fair, Likes the Steesh
Judd Apatow, famed writer, director and producer, can now also call himself a magazine editor. He took over the editing duties for this months Vanity Fair for their first ever comedy issue. It may be...
View ArticleJeff Bridges Was A Stud-muffin
I enjoy the work of Jeff Bridges work. He was good in The Big Lebowski and my favorite of his is Arlington Road. But if my roommate puts on TRON: Legacy one more time I’m going to have mental...
View ArticleWhiskered Cliff – Cliff Curtis
Cliff Curtis is an actor from New Zealand who specialized in hispanic steeshed characters in the year 2001. In Training Day, Curtis played Smiley, a mexican gangleader. In Blow, Curtis played Pablo...
View ArticleDon Johnson Is In Django Unchained With A Wild Mustache
As I do with any movie that seems like it might be good, I’ve tried to avoid all things Django Unchained. Today I was not able to ignore the unique steesh on Don Johnson for his role as Big Daddy. Don...
View ArticleWell, At Least Ken Jeong Gave It A Go
At Steeshes we try not to discourage anyone from growing a mustache, save for perverts and criminals because they give them a bad name. So we have to acknowledge Ken Jeong for giving it the old...
View ArticleJack Rebney – The Angriest Steesh In The World
Jack Rebney was called the Angriest Man In The World when a compilation of outtakes from a promotional video for Winnebago was leaked, first by people passing around VHS copies (haha) and then when it...
View ArticleWhiskered Cliff – Mount Rushmore
I’m kind of bummed that it took me this long to realize that Mt. Rushmore is a whiskered cliff. Of course the mustached likeness of Theodore Roosevelt was carved into the granite cliff that is now...
View ArticleChristoph Waltz Strokes His Mustache
I went to see This Is 40 yesterday. On our way to theater SIX I noticed a woman filling up a Tupperware container full of butter flavoring. As far as I could see she DIDN’T EVEN HAVE POPCORN. Because...
View ArticleDave Foley – Steeshes In The Hall
I’ve been getting a lot of complaints lately that we are ignoring some people who fit in our key demographics – Canadians and fans of Blast from the Past. In order to satisfy both of those groups,...
View ArticleSteeshy Psychopaths
These two guys were in Seven Psychopaths, which was an outstanding movie. I don’t know anything about either guy, but here’s a picture of some nice steeshes. The top guy is James Hebert and the bottom...
View ArticleJohn Cho – MILF Guy #2 – American Reunion
If I only watched good movies like Seven Psychopaths I guess I wouldn’t appreciate them as much, so once in a while I’ll watch a heaping pile of garbage. Last night that garbage was American Reunion....
View ArticleHappy Birthday, Jason Segel
Today is actor Jason Segel’s 33rd birthday and to celebrate he grew a mustache (in March of last year). And by grew, I mean he had a mustache. It could be fake. How the F am I supposed to know?
View ArticleHappy Birthday, Kevin Costner!
We need more mustached men in the news. This website is turning into a celebrity birthday site and a place that I confess to all the bad movies and shows I’ve watched. Luckily for me, this one falls...
View ArticleDustin Hoffman – Captain Hook
My cousin, who created this site and made every post for a few years, must be some kind of idiot for not having HOOK posted already. I’m going to give him a pass though because I didn’t think about it...
View ArticleRobin Williams and Dustin Hoffman Feuding?!?!?!?
Robin Williams heard that I posted Dustin Hoffman’s mustache from Hook last week and promptly grew a mustache of his own. No matter what you think of him, you’d have to admit it’s a nice looking...
View ArticleBill Murray Mustache Madness Update
It looks like Bill Murray hasn’t shaved much since the last time we saw him. I think this picture was taken as Bill left a model train convention.
View ArticleArgo Steesh Yourself
Argo is available today on DVD/Blue Ray and probably still in movie theaters with really sticky floors for less than you’d pay a few weeks ago. It is a pretty good flick. If you don’t trust my taste in...
View ArticlePeter Dinklage
Peter Dinklage, or “The Dink” as I assume his friends call him, is an actor who was in a pretty good movie called The Station Agent in 2003. He was also in Elf. Um yeah, he was in 30 Rock. He is in...
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